Every year my favourite thing to bake for Easter isn't actually chocolate related. In fact it is bread related. These Hot Cross Buns are fluffy and light and are just as good if not better than any you can buy. Every year I dream up a new flavour and this year's is inspired by an Australian classic: the finger bun!
A finger bun is one of those classic after school Australian snacks that you can also have for breakfast. I have very fond memories of these pink icing topped buns usually dusted with coconut but I've also seen sprinkles on top of some. It has been quite a few years since I ate one as the shops selling these slowly dwindle in favour of newer, glossier bakeries with a glistening rotation of alluring baked goods. I hope they never die out though (and one can always be found in a country town which is where I usually buy custard tarts, finger buns, pies and vanilla slices from).
And while these don't have the finger shape, they do have all of the finger bun flavour as they would be considered close cousins as far as ingredients are concerned. Don't let the lack of finger bother you I promise (and really you can have two, I won't tell ;)).
Recently, I wanted to give the finger to a very loud group of people that I came across at a luxurious resort. We were sitting down enjoying the sand between our toes when a nearby group of dozen got louder and louder. It was a group from all over the world and we couldn't quite figure them out. They didn't seem particularly close, and their favourite past time seemed to be one upping each other. But we figured who would go to a place like this with strangers?
One man lit up a cigar while another man (an Australian, I'm aghast to say) let out a tirade of racist jokes at the top of his lungs. Perhaps he didn't see the people who were serving him who matched the jokes' subject although I suspect he didn't care. They got much louder, drunker and took over the whole restaurant and the contrast of their boorish behaviour and the beautiful view on the other side was too much. We hightailed it out of there - I couldn't cope with their noxious energy and wanted to be as far from them as possible.
For the next few days we managed to successfully avoid this roving scourge of humanity. However we were on the transfer off the island with them. We found out that they were actually guests of one couple (who admittedly appeared appalled at their antics) as they were their VIP customers. So their stay and food was paid for but any extras weren't. They held up the whole boat's worth of other passengers bickering and arguing over the bill and who drank what and who got which massage. So much so that everyone was held up over an hour while this group dragged it out. The hosting couple apologised to the rest of us several times, aware that people's holiday time was being wasted on these fools but the rest of them didn't care a bit.
I also think that giving them the finger might have been too nice! ;)
So tell me Dear Reader, what would you do if you came across people like that? Do you make your own hot cross buns? And when is the last time you had a finger bun? What was your favourite after school snack?
Looking for other hot cross bun flavours? Try these Regular hot cross Buns, Apple and cinnamon hot cross buns, Gluten Free Hot Cross Buns
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