Cake making is also all about seduction. It's about making people like you, after all if you just wanted to feed someone, you could make them a sandwich. But cakes are like wearing a push up bra and high heels and doing your hair and make up. They signify that much more trouble that you've gone to. This month's Daring Bakers challenge of an Armenian Nutmeg cake was seductive indeed. Surprisingly, it was an easy cake to make and can be done without any special equipment and if I could urge you to bake a cake this month, please make it this (and it can stand substitutions if you prefer cinnamon to nutmeg or other nuts to pistachios).
The cake itself is aromatic with spices but with three layers. The bottom layer is dense and crumbly, like a buttery pastry biscuit, the middle layer so soft and light and the top with the scattering of pistachios is nutty and crunchy. Honey is then drizzled on top and tiny edible rose petals scattered to give the cake a pink and green hue with a glistening finish and you might just have seduction personified. The closest relation I could think of this cake was probably baklava with the buttery honey and nutty flavours and if that aint sexy I don't know what is.
Do you want to know how I seduced Mr NQN into liking me? Well it was with an animation of Santa with a turkey down his pants. I'm pretty smooth that way don't you think? ;)
I should explain that Mr NQN had made a Christmas card animation for his work and sent it around to all of his friends, me included. It was an Australian themed Christmas card of Santa's North Pole house so among the usual Santa paraphernalia there was a beer, sausages and a turkey on the table. We were supposed to position the objects in his room accordingly and write a Christmassy message. So with nothing to lose except my dignity, I stuffed the turkey down his pants and put a beer in one hand and a sausage in the other. I typed out my message to read "Want some turkey?" and pressed send.
The minutes that passed felt like slow moving honey. It was a few minutes later that I got a message back from Mr NQN.
"LOL you're funny" he said allowing me to take a breath.
So tell me Dear Reader, have you ever used food to seduce someone? And if so, what did you cook? And what food do you think is sexy?
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